There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
accomplished twins. life is a go
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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