He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
the raccoons are back...
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