i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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