i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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