I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
no, he came in my armpit
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
try to milk me bitch
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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