I swear she didn't look like that last week.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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