Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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