I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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