You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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