lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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