Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Randomize
