shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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