exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
