Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
Randomize
