Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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