I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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