sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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