scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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