he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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