I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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