if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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