Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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