I wish i was in the wii world.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Do plants get herpes?
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