Do you still have your period?
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Randomize
