Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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