It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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