i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Success! We fucked roommates!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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