so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My pussy is not your playground.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Two words: nipple clamps
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