Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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