Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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