oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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