Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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