what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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