A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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