discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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