I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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