Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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