PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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