He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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