who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Randomize
