ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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