If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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