They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
We don't watch enough power rangers
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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