I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
tonight lets celebrate not being married
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
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