Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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