That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
