Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
