Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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