spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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