Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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