Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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