I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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