Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize