Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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