i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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