I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
